Spring 2026 — Prince George, BC
FOUNDING
The Pack Is Born
In the mud-soaked backyards of Prince George, a handful of dogs with too much energy and too little supervision decided that wandering alone was for house cats. The Paws of Mayhem was established at the kitchen table — or, more accurately, under it. Charter signed. Kibble ratified. The pack was official.
Spring 2026
CEREMONY
First Patching Ceremony
The original members earned their colors after completing the mandatory prospect period. Patches were distributed over a bowl of kibble and a suspicious amount of bacon treats. No speeches. No tears. Just barking.
Spring 2026
HIGH TABLE
The High Table Is Set
Leadership structure formalized. Tela was unanimously elected President after sitting in the President's chair and refusing to move. Magenta claimed VP by virtue of being louder. The High Table has governed without interruption since.
Spring 2026
EXPANSION
Road Captain Division Formed
Murphy, Toby, and Dukis Willabe were designated Road Captains after demonstrating exceptional ability to lead patrol walks without getting distracted by squirrels for more than three consecutive minutes. The Road Captain Tracker went live shortly after.
Spring 2026
EXPANSION
Enforcer Squad Activated
Lucy, Aly, and George were sworn in as Enforcers during a brief ceremony that was interrupted twice by the mailman. Their first act was to issue a formal noise complaint against the mailman. It was denied.
Spring 2026
DIGITAL CHAPTER
Sector 816 Goes Online
The club's digital command center — Sector 816 — went live. Prospect submissions, member mugshots, territory maps, mission boards, and the Road Captain Tracker all came online. The admin password was set to something that cannot be disclosed here.
Spring 2026
CEREMONY
Memorial Wall Established
The Memorial Wall was created to honor those who walked before us. Every legend entered into the wall is remembered permanently in the club's records. The wall is maintained by the High Table and updated as needed.
Ongoing
THE FUTURE
The Pack Rides On
New chapters are forming. Prospects are earning their colors. The territory is expanding. Whatever comes next gets added here. The record never closes.
